You two quit it right now

What???!???!

The fighting!

We weren’t fighting!

Bull, I saw you both, now quit it this instance.

Well, He started it.
No I didn’t.
Yes you did.
No, you did.

It does not matter, but you guys stop it and get along right now or I am going to separate you two.
Then who will you play with huh??

Well, I was sitting here first and then HE came along.
No, I was here first,
No you wasn’t,
yes I was…..

O.K. That is it – YOU – go fly over to that branch in that maple tree right now – and YOU – you go to that elm tree over there. I do NOT want to see you two fighting in this tree again.
DO I MAKE MYSELF UNDERSTOOD???

Yes – Yes

All right – now go on – Whoever in their right mind decreed that Dove’s were the bird of peace should be smacked.

Have you ever watched birds in a territorial dispute. Man they can be nasty mean to each other. I mean, claws flying, beaks zapping, and wings flapping. Yeah man, they can be in some pretty nasty fights sometimes. But you know, it is never to the death. No, they just try to out-spook the other. Until one gives up and flies away. Sometimes there is some damage done, but usually nothing serious. A loose feather, ruffled tails, etc. Yeah, no loss of life here. They realize that their lives are in a tender balance as it is. There are a lot more important things to be concerned about in their lives than just another branch in a tree.

Now, as we watch the events unfold around the world, I wonder. Who exactly is the higher life form on this world?