Law #1: Your best round of golf will be followed almost immediately by your worst round ever. The probability of the latter increases with the number of people you tell about the former.
Law #2: Brand new golf balls are water-magnetic. Though this cannot be proven in the lab, it is a known fact that the more expensive the golf ball, the greater its attraction to water.
Law #3: Golf balls never bounce off trees and back into play. If one does, the tree is breaking a Law of the Universe and should be cut down.
Law #4: No matter what causes a golfer to muff a shot, all his playing partners MUST solemnly chant "You looked up," or invoke the Wrath of the Universe.
Law #5: Every par three hole in the world has a secret desire to humiliate golfers. The shorter the hole, the greater the desire.
Law #6: Palm trees eat golf balls.
Law #7: Sand is alive. If it isn't, how do you explain the way it works against you?
Law #8: The person you would most hate to lose to will always be the one who beats you.
Law #9: The last three holes of a round will automatically adjust your score to what it really should be.
Law #10: All vows taken on a golf course shall be valid only until the sunset of the same day.
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